It
started like any other weekday. The only difference
is this is the day you have to take that physical
for the new insurance plan at the office.
Actually,
that’s
not such a bad idea. It’s a beautiful
day and it will be nice to get out of the
office and into the fresh air for awhile.
You
may your way across town to the doctors
office and it looks like
your luck will hold, there’s only two
other patients in the waiting room. So you
grab a magazine and have a seat. Just as
you finish catching up on the latest trends
in new cars, the nurse calls your name.
You
don the latest and greatest creation from “Armani” and
try and hold the back together as you follow
the nurse down the hall for your chest x-ray.
Next is the lab where a pleasant young lady
who looks nothing like “Vampira” sucks
enough blood from your to satisfy Count Dracula!
You
breeze through the rest. . .the dreaded
little jar with the
tape on top, standing on one foot and pointing
at your nose and finally you’re guided
back to the exam room where you started.
You have a seat on the table and the crisp
white paper crinkles as you shift to get
comfortable.
Just
as you are retrieving your magazine, the
door opens and in walks
the Doc. He’s pretty cool, for an older
guy. He gave you your first shot as a kid.
Doc flips through your chart, asks how the
wife and kids are doing, and pulls out his
stethoscope.
Deep
breath, in and out, in and out. Next it’s the ears and
mouth. Everything looks great says Doc. Finally
he turns to the counter top and pulls out
a surgical glove. “Uh, oh, can’t
we just skip that part Doc,” you ask
with a grin. Doc just chuckles and tells
you to “assume the position.”
Suddenly,
the room grows very quiet. Doc seems to
be taking an awfully
long time. Doc straighten, snaps off the
glove and asks you to take a seat. By the
time you get seated he is scribbling copious
notes on your chart. He clears his throat
and says, “Joe, we’ve got a bit
of a problem here. Now we won’t know
more until we run some tests, but I’ve
got some concerns about your prostate.”
Stunned,
you barely hear his voice rattling off
a list of instructions.
Finally, it hits you. “Wait a minute,
Doc. There must be some mistake, I can’t
have any prostate trouble, geesh, I’m
only 38 years old!”
He stops
writing and gives you his full attention. “Joe, your
prostate is abnormally enlarged. We won’t
know what that means until we’ve conducted
further tests. Let’s get them taken
care of and we’ll meet again to discuss
treatment options. Oh, it might be a good
idea to bring Kathy along for that visit.”
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